varldslighet:

varldslighet:

after fridays come the 

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

glassbonespaperskin:

what happened to Amanda now omg

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

getoffmybloghoe:

Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first

#there’s a special place in my heart for rpattz and his complete disinterest in life

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

doctorwho:

The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special premieres November 23, 2013